Friday, March 31, 2006

Crazy Lame Malay Joke

Haha... I was reading an e-mail just now from someone and it's about... erm... actually is a joke la~ Read it if you understand ! Haha !

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Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Sebentar kemudian, loceng pun berdering. Murid-murid berasa lega kerana guru yang paling ditakuti oleh mereka telah keluar. Walau bagaimanapun, mereka merasa bangga kerana telah dapat menjawab kesemua soalan cikgu tadi, tetapi esok masih ada.

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So how ? Funny or not ? This is my first time posting mostly in Malay, for those who don't really understand, sorry la~ haha ! Ask your friends what it mean then...


[J] A S O N -- Crazy Malay

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Daddy

OH MY GOODNESS !

MY DAD ACTUALLY BOOMED ME ABOUT THE LOOSING OF CAMERA~!

HE SAID HE'S WAITING FOR ME TO TELL HIM ABOUT THAT...

AND HE SAID MY ATTITUDE OF NOT TELLING HIM ANYTHING IS SOOOOOOO RUDE~

What the... ?


[J] A S O N -- Daddy

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

WORKS

Tonight need to finish...

Additional Mathematic Tuition Homework

Leo Club Treasurer Report

Moral Folio

School Homework

and MORE~~~

[J] A S O N -- WORKS

Change Sex ? I'm a Girl ?

Walau ?!
Yesterday, my teacher gave us our SPM slip and she asked us to check whether the information there is correct. (Information as in Name, IC Number, Subject Choosen and even Gender ?!)

And of course, my slip have some mistake (or I'll not post today) and this is the biggest mistake ever !

When I was checking (roughly), suddenly, I saw something special that is not suppose to be in my slip which is the word "perempuan" (a Malay word meaning Girl/Female). Yes ! Under the gender part the person actually typed in "2 - Perempuan" instead of "1 - Lelaki" !

Told teacher but she asked me to use a red pen and correct it. Feeling not so right, I went down to the subject area and check. Wait a minute, since when I'm taking Accounts and where is my Chinese ? Quickly, I changed it with the red pen again.

I felt so stupid and while I check my IC number, I found mistake again, the last 4 digits is suppose to be 5615 but they typed in 5612... what the...


[J] A S O N -- Change Sex ? I'm a Girl ?

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Hell

I actually thought that I had finally excaped from Hell,

but unfortunately, I was wrong !

And now, I had fell deeper into it

...and might not be able to climb back.

Even if I can climb back,

I guess I need someone to help or maybe need more time.

Will I be able to do that ?

Can you support me ?

...or can I depend on you ?


[J] A S O N -- Hell

Monday, March 27, 2006

Desperation

My god...
Mummy said that she is not going to buy me another camera unless I pay myself.
If I got the new camera, I cannot use it often as in cannot bring it out unless it's a very important event or function...
Sad la...
Pity me or not ?
I know I'm the one who lost the camera but it's not under my willingness right ?
I 10 times don't hope it lost...
but now...
Sigh~

PC Fair coming on April and I wish I can go there,
not to buy camera but to buy tumbdrive and CDs as well...
I don't have money and actually wanted to borrow some money from mummy,
but now I guess what I thought will not come true...
But I wanted to go and...
so desperate...

Anyone wanna borrow me money ?
Keke... just kidding...

[J] A S O N -- Desperation

DULL

Updating everyday doesn't mean that my life is full of colour...

Sometimes it can be very very very dull...

Like this entry, it's not colourful, just normal, like my life...

Thinking negative ? Nope, I'm not~

So please fill my life up with your creativity and colour...

If you willing to help...

Thanks, so much~

Will never forget you... never...


[J] A S O N -- DULL

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Q&A

Question:
Is blogging a good way to express your feeling ?

Answer:
Yes.


[J] A S O N -- Q&A

CRAPS

Today is Sunday.

Tomorrow is Monday.

Going back to school.

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[J] A S O N -- CRAPS

Saturday, March 25, 2006

L.O.S.T

OMG~
I lost something again...
last week I lost LeeHom's pic after his concert...
and this time, I lost my IU's pic, and my CAMERA as well ~!
What the hell... ?
Losing thing and stuff everyday and everytime !
Waaa...~
Anyone see my camera ? Please be honest and pass it back to me... thanks !
If I really don't get back my camera...
(TO ALL MY FRIENDS) You know what to buy next year...
sob sob...
T_T

[J] A S O N -- L.O.S.T

Journey



It is indeed a long journey for me to go...





No matter how fast I drive or walk...





The journey is still long for me...
and I have to move on no matter what.
*Will you stay with me and continue the journey together with me ?*
[J] A S O N -- Journey

Friday, March 24, 2006

Lovely

Oh my godness~ I actually changed my normal cursor into a heart shape cursor !!!

So lovely and cool + wonderful and a bit sissy... haha !

Oh yea... I added a new Zone again ! The Check on those cool zodiac pic... wow~ wee~


[J] A S O N -- Lovely

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Funny

I read this funny story and learned a lesson. I want to share this with all of you...

These three guys went to Mumbai one night got drunk and woke up in jail.
They found out that they are to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done.

The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words.
He says, "I am from the New Delhi College and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this guy to die, so they let him go.

The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am from the University of Chennai School of Law and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy's side, so they let him go.

The last one is strapped in and say's "Well, I'm a qualified Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now you'll never electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires."
God rests his soul.

Moral of the story? Being smart is great but being a smart, qualified "donkey" you pay the price!!!

Smart right ? So learn your lesson now ?


[J] A S O N -- Funny

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Overall

Hmmm... it seems that I'm kinda active nowadays though still full with homeworks, tuitions, and so on ! But still try to get some time for this blog... hehe !

These few days... many things happen... as you can see, my previous entry, I felt like commiting suicide (which is a stupid thought ! Never think that again... I hope.), I went for presentation, I went to LeeHom's concert and also... lost all his pictures !!!!!!!! Which I hate myself the most ! How can I be that stupid and... STOP IT !
I'll be mad if I keep on scolding myself... later I have split personality then die lo...

Just wanna update you guys... My club's IU Day is coming soon and it's on this coming Saturday. Do come and join us...

Remember this post... ?
On the 25th of March, my club will be having our IU Day. IU Day stands for International Understanding Day. On that day, I'm not going to perform anything but will only be a coordinator with Sabrina. Might be using walkie-talkie too ! So so so cool~ ! Actually they wanted me to be in the sketch, to be the main cheractor but I did not accept the 'job', as I wanna give chance the juniors to act, let them join... See ! How kind am I ? The informations are:
Venue : Summit USJ Auditorium
Date : 25th March 2006
Time : from 2 pm to 6 pm
Price : RM 15/ticket
Yea... I had once post bout the IU Day... so please come and buy the ticket on that day... or maybe order from me... hehe !
Okay la... that's all... gtg now... bye !
[J] A S O N -- Overall

Monday, March 20, 2006

Idiotic !

Stupid me !
Poser me !

Tak tau malu !
For your information, I had already cut my hair...
...and as you know, I'll definately take pic of myself !
Then found my camera no space, so deciede to delete some of my picture last time which I think it's not important...
To make everything faster, I press "delete all" instead of delete it one-by-one ! After pressing it... I only remember that I forget to lock Wang Lee Hom's pic before deleting it !

Waaaa~ !

Because of my stupid act... to take my own poser pic... I lost LeeHom ! And my own pic as well !
What the shit ?!
My god~~~ I can't forgive myself !
NO~NO~NO~ !
What can I do ? Nothing... sigh !

*Whoever attend the concert can send me some pic ? I want the one when he is in Selangor, Sunway Lagoon. Leave me a message in the comment or the chatting zone(tag board). Thanks !


[J] A S O N -- Idiotic !

Wang Lee Hom... NO~

Oh My God !
I actually went to LeeHom's concert and too got the VIP ticket !
I can't believe that I can see the real him !
Never thought about it before !
He's in front of me, signing his lyric book for me !
I'm not dreaming ! I'm awake ! It's real ! Wooohooo !!!
I took his picture (from far)...
No one was allowed to take his pic or shake his hand when he's signing.
and yet... I'm toooooooooo freaking SMART enough to delete all the picture of him in my camera !
I actually deleted his pic !
What the... ?!
Why ? NO~~~
But what can I do ?
NOTHING ~!
What I can do is to blame myself for being so idiotic !
Sigh...
Though lost the pics, but will not cry ! (Jeremy, don't think that I'll cry la~)
Well, this will actually make me have a feeling to meet him again and take even more pics... maybe by the time I have a better camera and can get more nice pic^^
Think at the bride side... yeah~

Well... don't have the mood to blog anything more bout the concert liao... maybe can check Sabrina or Li Yi's blog...
BYE~

[J] A S O N -- Wang Lee Hom... NO~

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Sorry & Thanks

Somehow... I still manage to sleep and wake up early though I slept late last night...

Think again, I should not be too negative last night, people will be very worry if they care about me.

Yesterday had freak Sabrina out as telling her that I might not be able to attend the presentation today... yea... 1 hour and 20 minute to presentation time... a bit nervous now... hehe ! My message to Sabrina is something like this,
"If tomorrow I'm not there mean I'll had already commited suicide..."
She replied "You dare...!" bla bla bla... after that she said "You are scary la... bla bla bla"
Sorry Sabrina~!

Jensen Jensen, know you are tired after Lee Hom's concert ! Must be having a nice and great time there and straight away tell me bout it after it's end. Know you wanna share the happy-moment with me but I was not in the mood last night. Some more had force you to listen to my sad sad craps story... haha !
Sorry Jensen~!

David, you too... thanks for telling me your story... I understand... thanks for everything...

Erm... guess got to go now... have to go prepare... PRESENTATION !!!
Haha...
See ya again ! (I promise)

[J] A S O N -- Sorry & Thanks

S.T.R.E.S.S.

"I AM VERY STRESS NOW !"
"
STRESS~ STRESS~ STRESS~ STRESS~ STRESS~ !!!"

WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENING TO ME ?! WHY IS EVERYTHING COMING TOWARDS ME ? I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE ! I FEEL LIKE... LEAVING THE PLACE ? OR EVEN THE WORLD ?!

HAVE TO PASS UP 10 ADD MATH QUESTION EVERYDAY AS I DID NOT DONE MY WORK WELL. I HAVE NO TIME LA~ HOW AM I... NVM...

BIOLOGY NOTES HAVEN'T FINISH, GOSH PN (NOT REVIEWING HER NAME) IS GOING TO KILL ME!

LEO PRESENTATION AND POST MORTEM TOMORROW ! STRESSING~~~

CAN I STAY ALIVE TILL MONDAY ?
WAIT A MINUTE... I PROMISE SABRINA THAT I'M NOT GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE...
I'M GOING TO MEET HER TOMORROW FOR THE PRESENTATION AND MEETING

I PROMISE TO HELP HER PRESENT IF HER VOICE GONE (as she is lossing her voice)
MANY MORE...

JENSEN, THANKS FOR YOUR MENTALLY SUPPORT, I'M NOT GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE... I GUESS I'LL NOT DO THAT... OR MAYBE DON'T DARE TO DO IT. SOMEHOW, YOU MAKE ME FEEL A BIT OK TODAY... THANK YOU!

SABRINA, DON'T WORRY... AS I HAD PROMISED YOU AND JENSEN (someone you don't know) I'LL NOT DIE !

"STRESSNESS... LEAVE ME ALONE !"
"HAPPINESS... WELCOME HERE !"
"LUCKYNESS... PLEASE COME TO ME!"
THANK YOU...
[J] A S O N -- S.T.R.E.S.S.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

An Announcement

Just in case you guys did not notice about it... I had make some changes at the side bar... I mean I had added a Wishing Zone there where picures will be post there !

Reason?
Is to tell people what I want or what I'm aiming for... so maybe when my birthday is coming

That's all ?
Or maybe when my birthday is coming... you don't know what to buy for me... you can have a look at there... then think what is the best thing you can afford lo... lol (hint-hint)

Oh yea... thanks to Jensen for this. Jensen, sorry for copying what you did... hope you don't mind... thank you anyway ! Wanna a hug or a kiss ? Hehe...


[J] A S O N -- An Announcement

Friday, March 10, 2006

Heavy Storm

Oh my gosh ! I didn't know that heavy storm had came to Subang Jaya yesterday ! For your information... I was sleeping soundly (like a pig according to my mother) and I didn't hear anything like storm or bla bla bla...

For futher information, I got fever on Wednesday and having a weak body on Thursday, that's why I need a afternoon nap. The storm came when I'm sleeping... the effect is so terrible ! Some people said if got water and waves... it will be like TSUNAMI !!! OMG !!!

Hmmm... what to say ? Nothing lo... show you guys some pics ler...













Can you guys imagine how strong the storm and wind is ? I guess I can feel it although I'm in a piggy "formation" that time... haha ! Trees were pulled out... even the big and strong one ! The simen also break... the lamp-pole also... almost fall into the house... of course... the shouting "Oh My God" is just something I added in to make it look funny !
My school arr... Friday only Form 4 and Form 5 student are allow to stay as they have exams... the Form 3s... like my sister... all were asked to go home ! Some picture shown above were ostly taken by me the photographer, Akira. Yea... Akira is me and I'm Akira... Japanese name ma~ Nice ot not ? Haha !
Guess that's all lo... so which this will the the last time... the World's weather had terribly changed lately... Heavy rain, flood, storm, hurricane, tsunami, haze, bird flu... sigh... Wish everything will be ok soon !
[J] A S O N -- Heavy Storm

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Lee Hom's Fans Listen Up !


Hey, good news here to share !
My friend have an extra ticket to his concert...
You can meet him and ask for his signature too !
Interested ?
Please leave me a message and I'll tell my friend about it...

*Remember : ONLY 1 Enterence ticket.
...and of course...
you have to pay for it !